Noneoftheabove08.com offers a home for the frustrated intelligent American voter who asks, "Is this the best we can do?" Disenchanted with the lack of qualified American Presidential
Candidates, the website
provides an arsenal of satirical merchandise to to show their discontent.
Our
2008 Presidential Candidates Quotes
Cynthia McKinney
Ralph Nader
John McCain
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
“Unfortunately, too many police officers take communities of color as a rampaging ground.
The police are once again becoming an occupying force rather than protection for the
community."
“No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.”
"Make it a hundred...That would be fine with me."
-response to questioner who asked if he supported Bush's vision for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 50 years."
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten
thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
WELCOME TO NoneOfTheAbove08.com
Political Dissent For
Those Of Us With Jobs.
And Underwear.
In spite of the current (*cough-cough*-media driven) popularity of a few of our Presidential candidates,
a recent bipartisan survey of registered voters claims that if None Of The Above was added to
the ballot this year, not only would it win, it would win by a whopping 58%!!!**
Not one of our prouder statistics. But we can’t say it isn’t well earned, given that we personally wouldn’t trust this current crop of croutons with the responsibility of properly running our bath, let alone our country. And yet, this is what we have. Our best…Our brightest…The beacons that will light our way toward the
future.
Yeah...
Therefore, we welcome you, weary traveler, wandering ronin, faithless disenfranchised patriot. Like you, we have searched fruitlessly through the fog of political disarray and have grown tired of the same old rhetoric spewing forth from the maws of carnival barkers who have the gall to call themselves statesmen. And finally, when we feared hope was futile, at last we found our cause. Behold our banner, our new glory, a war cry worthy of this once great nation. All we ask, brothers and sisters, is that you lay down your cynicism, redeem your pride, and join us in supporting our party of choice in 2008:
None
of the Above 08
Now, we’re not saying you shouldn’t vote. What we ARE saying however,
is that now and for the very first time, you can actually share your feelings
of nausea and frustration by telling the world (or at least the people huddled around the free juice table at the polling station) that, “Dammit, I may vote this year, but I don’t have to be proud that I voted this year”. And you can do that by enthusiastically displaying your very own set of
None
Of The Above ’08 merchandise!
None
of the Above 08 Products (Click on item
to buy)
We understand that some of you may still be on the fence about this. After all, it’s one thing to simply feel this way but another thing to advocate it publicly…I mean, this is AMERICA for chrissakes, can we really say to the world that we have no confidence in ANY of the candidates?! NONE OF THEM???
Sure we can. But if you’re truly having a difficult time with it, we’d like to direct your attention to the box below. Therein we’ve placed actual quotes from the men and women currently vying for your support in their quest to be leader of the free world.
More
Presidential Candidates Quotes Droppings
Cynthia
McKinney
Ralph Nader
John McCain
Barack Obama
Hillary
Clinton
“But it is impossible to address the issue of drugs without understanding who is responsible for bringing drugs into this country. The CIA has admitted it was involved in drug-dealing, but no one involved at the highest level of government has been punished. The wealthy and powerful bring in the drugs.”
"The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun."
"I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated."
“We’ve got to make sure that people who have more money help the people who have less money. If you had a whole pizza, and your friend had no pizza, would you give him a slice?”
"God bless the America we are trying to create."
None
Of The Above ’08
All the fun
of an actual revolution without having to be buried
in a common grave!
"Changes"
All these guys (and gal)
are right, we do need a
change but can any of them deliver that change?
Think Hillary Is Going
To Vote For John McCain?
Hillary Sounds Like a
John McCain Supporter!
Other
Presidential Candidates
News:
**Actually, we made up that statistic. Y’know, for dramatic effect. But did you notice how it came as
absolutely no surprise to you? That means it might as well be true in spite of the fact that it actually
may not be. NoneOfTheAbove.com. Do we know our politics or what.
